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How to Give a Blow Job

How to Give a Blow Job

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 “The more you are willing to do, the more he will do in return.” That about sums it up. We are all selfish in bed, when it comes down to it, apparently. At least in the eyes of this author. While I haven’t attempted the auto-fellatio test or the ever-awkward, “Hey, I need help reviewing this zine” line, this is a solidly-compelling read. Aside from the obvious skills, there’s the lesson here in understanding that people come in different shapes and sizes and how that will benefit your relationship skills out of bed. I could summarize the actual steps to the trick but what fun is that? Get the zine!

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